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Cross Canada Adventures

The Great Canadian Road Trip - x 2.


This is not your ordinary travel book. 

At 17, as a naive young hitchhiker, Ralph went solo coast to coast. He smuggled dope across the US border, was attacked by evil clowns in a Canada Day parade, and found romance in the Rockies. Decades later Grandpa Ralph took another cross country trip in a cantankerous old campervan.  Read about stealth camping gone wrong, the evil Shit Fairy, and the weird twilight zone campground.

The immense geography of Canada serves as the background for a tongue-in- cheek narration of 30,000 kilometers of adventures.  Come along on an armchair journey;  life, luck, and lots of laughs.



“The places and people… will bring a knowing smile to the face of anyone who has made the same journey and a gentle pang of regret to those who always knew they should have.”-Bob Collins



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